Me: stupid f'in fire alarm!! (which had been beeping every minute for the past 15 minutes due to a dead battery ... while I tried to figure out WHAT was beeping)
The Kiddo: Good morning mommie (said while peering around the door to his room a little hesitant to come out)
Me: Good morning kiddo, you sure slept in this morning (glancing at a clock that read an enviable 10:20am!!)
The Kiddo: Um yeah, I did. I have pizza in my eye (scrubbing his eyes and trying to get the nighttime crusties out of them)
Me: you have PIZZA in your eye?!?!?!
The Kiddo: Yeah, but it's okay, it's gone now, I've got to go potty (as his rear disappears down the hall towards the bathroom)
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Thursday, October 9, 2008
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