hotdog smiles

Once upon a time there was a lonely deserted hotdog. The lonely deserted hotdog tried to catch up to his friends, but he only fell on the floor. Then something fortunate happened.

Martha (who is a dog on a PBS tv show): I just adore hotdogs.

Hotdog: she thinks, *gasp*, she thinks I'm a door!!??

Martha: No adore means I like them a lot.

And she ate the hotdog, and it went down to her throat and into her stomach, and joined all the other hotdogs.

The end.

The moral of the story (mumbled)... if you're a lonely deserted hotdog come see martha...